what if God had a phone?

Where did I get this thought... one blue day, I was sitting around with my usual pessimistic outlook towards life, I was in Chennai and the first place that came to mind was the Santhome Cathedral. I took my little two wheeled friend, and went there to vent all the wrong that has happened to me.

I was sitting in one of the last couple of rows and wondering, how I wish You had a phone Lord, I am bugged and seems like you are the only one I can talk to about it currently. Then I imagined me talking to Him, saying these are the lists of problems I have at hand. I think You dealt me a bad hand, why is everyone else having a ball and me, I'm having a tough time....

And I thought, then God will answer the problems like an expert consultant, and I get to solve them as per the Master Plan.

Then I started pondering about the logistics of the game, was I being silly, God's number will be the busiest in the world the never reachable one. There will be a whole directory for the numbers you can contact Him on, cause one number will not suffice, every living breathing creature would want to talk to Him, even the atheist, cause they would like to make sure this is not scam.

Also God being the good one would like to make all the service providers happy, so He will have to have a connection from every one. Then He'll be busy He'll have to delegate our problems, have more angels to take care of the problem solving department, even our guardian angels will have to multi task...

Extremely tough logistics....

Then I realized the folly of my Human mind, I tried to enclose God into the physical material space.Even without the above imagined scenario, He's been taking care of me, and answering my every query...I smiled... 

Just then another person walked by and took a seat further ahead, I wondered if that person was thinking the same.

I figured ... no, the shortest distance between God and us is prayer, and I'm sure other people are not as lame as me. They would have figured all this a long while ago and so they directly get to the discussion...

Did God show me a solution for my blues that day, yes... I believe in God, so I say my problem was solved by divine intervention, for those of you who require more time to believe in such things/ do not believe in such things, I'll use the term often used by you guys, My problems were solved by pure "coincidence"...

Even though I had thought all this, the next time I felt sad, I again mused to myself, 

I wish U had a phone number, I feel like texting U and talking to U... :)