I wish I could fly

"I shouldn't have stepped out of the house today. Damn this traffic. Why did I ever take this route? These buses. Can't they ask them to run on CNG instead of diesel? Can't they at least ask them to fix their engines? Look at this, here comes another monstrosity right behind me." 

These were my thoughts as I sat jammed between an ocean of buses on a weekday when I was supposed to attend a meeting in another 10 minutes.

"Oh my God! If you are around here somewhere, this is my wish for today, 'I wish I could fly'."

I decided to first lower and peep out of my car window and then step out to check what was wrong. Why was there such a huge commotion ahead of me. What is it all about?

I stepped out of the car and felt something I had never experienced before - "Zero Gravity". I started flying. I floated away and joined the rest of astounded humanity that was sky diving against gravity.

I said to myself "Great! should have asked for a billion dollars instead".

As soon as I reached the nearest person I asked " What's happening? Why is everyone flying? Was there some kind of warning about this on the news?" She smiled and answered " If there was one, I never heard it. I am enjoying the fare free flight."

I butted in " How do we all get back to the surface?" She looked to where my car lay crushed like a huge roll of metal.

I yelled "That one is going to court for this, my car is not even one year old. Damn these rash bus drivers ". She smiled and looked down again.

They were pulling me out, lifeless and full of gore.

I looked around there was no one else, just a light that hit and transformed me into a flying seed, and then I got caught up in a wind and got blown away to my next life.