It has been an ingredient in having fun, it is a must for socializing, it is important when we watch a game, you can make more friends and business associates with its help, does it make you look "cool" and "classy", may be.
So I decided to board the liquor bus to fun land. Lets put it in a more logical and understandable format.
Experiment: Is Liquor fun?
Aim: To Identify the results of having beer, on the body, mind and soul of a curious 20 something.
Ingredients: Someone to get you the beer, any occasion to have some beer, some time to enjoy and savor it (in our case observe the result of consumption), a refrigerator to chill it some more and the most important ingredient YOU.
Method: Obtain Beer by hook or crook,for instance crash into beer party's, go get it yourself, ask someone to get it for you (which happened in my case), borrow it from a benevolent friend (Oh come on, use your creativity and get one). Chill it further if required (the cooler the better). Savour the divine drink on a hot day for better results, or by the beach (again everyone has the freedom to be creative, In my case I was with my family). Wait for any noticeable change small or big. If nothing can be observed, get another chilled one.
Observation:
1) Increase in Volume
2) Freedom of speech
3) Freedom of movement
4) Dancing to the silliest music
5) Laughing to the silliest jokes
6) Johnny Bravo becomes ideal match /ugly betty is beautiful
7) Unstoppable laughter or crying noticed after the subject has had one too many.
8) An urge to feel the wind in your hair.
9) Nobody scares you, not even ghosts.
10) In case of first timers an urge for throwing up is also noticed.
11) Growth of a new body part, the beer belly.
12) Prolonged usage can cause addiction.
Results:
It can increase the fun factor in a controlled environment. Drink responsibly for better results.
All the strictures apart, I enjoyed it the first time around because it was chilled, but I still could not decide why it should become a favorite.
Now I like Coconut rum better... :)
Cheers!!!!
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